This is What We
Did in Our Class
The Darko Side of Harry Potter
Sydney Stegall
Sydney Stegall's mashup of Harry
Potter and Donny Darko.
Transcript
[00:00]
[MPAA Warning screen]
[Harry walks down train station platform, sees Voldemort]
Woman speaks: "It was as though this plan had been with him all his
life,"
[00:07]
[Black and white clip of a bridge with people walking across]
"pondered through the seasons."
[Bridge begins breaking, collaspsing]
Woman still speaking: "Now in his fifteenth year, crystalized, with
the pain of puberty."
[00:13]
[Harry's eyes snap open, as if awaking from a dream]
[00:20]
[Harry speaking to Luna in the forest]
Harry: "So why'd you move here?"
Luna: "My mom had to get a restraining order against my step-dad. He
has emotional problems."
Harry: "Oh, I have those too. What kind of emotional problems does
your dad have?"
[00:31]
[Harry speaking to Umbridge]
Harry: "I made a new friend."
Umbridge: "Real or imaginery?
[Image of Voldemort standing over Harry]
Voldemort: "Wake up Donny."
[Harry speaking to Umbridge]
Harry: "Imaginary."
[00:38]
[Dumbledore speaks to assembled students from the front of the hall]
Dumbledore: "I'm gonna tell you a little story today about a young
man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of
fear."
[00:44]
[Harry speaks to Hermione, images of Voldemort in black and white]
Harry: "I've been seeing stuff."
[Black and white flashback to Harry being chased, attacked by a
hooded ghost-like figure]
Umbridge: "Donny is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight
hallucination."
[00:54]
[Voldemort saves Harry from the attack]
Harry: "I have to obey him. He saved my life."
Voldemort: "Have you ever seen a portal?"
[01:02]
[Umbridge speaks, holding clipboard]
Umbridge: "Has he ever told you about his friend, Frank, the giant
bunny rabbit?"
[Image of Harry riding a griffin]
Ron: "The what?"
[01:10]
[Clips of black smoke, swirling in the sky and down to the bridge,
causing it to collapse, mixed with clips of Harry in black and
white]
Harry: "Look every living thing follows along a set path, and if you
could see your path or channel, you could see into the future,
right?"
[01:19]
[Sound of glass breaking as bridge collapses]
[Clip of Dumbledore speaking]
Dumbledore: "I'm not going to be able to continue this
conversation."
Voldemort: "Don't worry you got away with it."
[01:30]
Umbridge: "What is going to happen?"
Harry: "I only have a few days left before they catch me."
[01:39 - 1:52--Short clips of Harry and Voldemort more instensely
juxtaposed as video continues]
[Harry writhes on the floor]
Harry: "When's this gonna stop?"
Voldemort: "You should already know that."
[01:55]
[Title screen: The Darko Side of Harry Potter]
[02:03]
[Photo of Harry in black and white, closeup on eyes]